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Halloween Fortunes

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You are the scariest werewolf I have ever seen in my entire life! Happy Howloween! 
 
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Happy Halloween from all of us. Enjoy this spooky, fun and bizarre day when regular people become monsters and scary creatures! 
 
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Just wanted to wish a Happy Halloween to the scariest people I know (with or without makeup). Don't scare the kids too much and have a wonderful fall season. 
 
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When you go out tonight, be careful of all the wicked witches, spooky skeletons and ghastly ghosts! Happy Halloween! 
 
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For the one day of the year you have an excuse for looking scary. Only joking! Happy Halloween! 
 
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I am dying to know what costume you are going to wear this Halloween. As for me, I am coming as the ghost who is going to haunt you forever! Happy Halloween! 
 
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Wishing you a killer Halloween! Don't forget to give out treats, or else… 
 
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Witches come from the sky, mummies from above the ground, vampires and zombies roam the streets and ghosts haunt your house. Behind you! BOO!! Happy Halloween! 
 
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Hope you have as much fun today as the ghost who has been haunting your house! Happy Halloween! 
 
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Halloween is the only day of the year when it's fun to open your door to zombies, witches, ghosts and vampires. Have a blast with your new buddies.