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Farewell Fortunes

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We've organized a "Goodbye!" party for you. The reason why you weren't invited is because it starts after you leave! We are joking! We will miss you a lot! Good luck and best wishes! 
 
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Life is full of great adventures and you're about to embark on a brand new one. Good luck from all of us! 
 
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If you thought that leaving meant you were finally able to get rid of me, you have made a BIG mistake, my friend! I'll come and visit you all the time! Best of luck! 
 
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We're proud of you and everything you've achieved in life! Best wishes on your new adventure! 
 
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We'll miss you so very much! Good luck and best wishes! 
 
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It's so hard to see you leave. But we have created plenty of memories for me to think about and reminisce for those lonely days that are about to come. Good luck and best wishes! 
 
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YAY!!! You're finally leaving! Oh… I mean… How sad! Best of luck from all of us! 
 
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It's easy to see that some people are simply bound for success and happiness, and I can tell that you will go far in life. Best wishes and many blessings. 
 
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Don't worry about distance. With all the technology we have today, it'll be like I'm always there with you. Yes…I'm sorry for you! Good luck and best wishes! 
 
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You leaving means that I will have a whole lot of room at my disposal and an excellent excuse to leave town more often to come visit. Thank you and good luck!